WE’RE HIRING · TEXAS / REMOTE

CREATIVE SEO ASSISTANT

Got sharp admin and computer skills and a knack for getting excited about new ideas? We’ll teach you the SEO and copywriting. You’ll hunt down high-authority companies across Texas and the USA and earn the chance to publish great content on their sites — with our team training you the whole way.

THE BIG IDEA

ONE ROLE, THREE SKILLS

Here’s the honest truth: the fastest way I’ve ever found to grow a client is to get their story published on other websites that already have real authority. That’s the job — and it’s a good one.

Picture one of our clients is a concrete contractor. We go hunt down trusted, high-authority sites that would genuinely welcome a great article about repairing driveways, refreshing patios, or building covered structures. Or say the client runs a therapy clinic — we find respected clinics that would love real content written by actual therapists. Most of these sites charge a fee and expect us to bring the content, and our copywriting team takes care of the writing.

So your mission is the hunt: track down the right companies, figure out why they’re a perfect fit, and reach out like a real human — never a copy-paste template. We show up as friendly partners who do honestly good work, and people feel that. That’s the whole game.

—Kevin Gaumitz, Founder, Purple Cow Brands

Don’t worry — we’ll train you on some of this.

Admin & Organization

Keep prospect lists, outreach trackers, and follow-ups tidy so no opportunity ever slips through the cracks.

Friendly Writing

You can write a short, genuine note that sounds like a real person — not a robot or a pushy sales pitch. (We’ll help you sharpen this.)

An Eye for Great Websites

Some websites are more trusted and respected than others, and getting our clients featured on them really helps. You’ll learn how to spot the good ones — we’ll teach you exactly what to look for.

QUICK PRIMER

What’s a high-authority website?

Think of it like Google’s trust score. Every time a respected website links to or mentions another site, it counts as a small vote of confidence. The more quality votes a website earns, the more Google trusts it — and the higher it shows up in search results. A high-authority website is simply one that has been referenced enough by other trusted sites for Google to decide it’s relevant and reliable. Getting our clients mentioned on those trusted sites is exactly how we help them get found.

ON THE FORWARD EDGE

We’re an AI-driven company — and it’s human first

If you want to be on the forefront of design, we are it. We love designing, and our goal is always the same: tell better stories and help our clients grow their businesses. For us, AI isn’t here to replace people — it’s here to help us refine designs, iterate faster, and write sharper copy. Human-driven AI, every step of the way.

Human-driven AI

Not a bot to replace anyone — a tool our team steers to do better work, faster.

Iterate faster

We explore more directions and refine designs quickly, without cutting corners on craft.

Better stories & copy

Sharper messaging and clearer narratives that help our clients grow their business.

WHAT YOU’LL ACTUALLY DO

This isn’t a hard job, and you don’t need SEO experience to start — we’ll train you on all of it. Here’s where your day-to-day energy goes.

01

Learn Domain Authority

Learn the process for looking up domain authority so you can quickly tell which sites are worth our time. We’ll teach you the tools.

02

get to know our clients

Understand the types of clients we work with so you can spot the right partners — concrete contractors, therapy clinics, outdoor builders, and more.

03

Learn about Texas

Get to know Texas and the USA — the cities, the markets, and what makes places like DFW tick. Local knowledge makes every pitch land better.

04

Find The Right Companies

Track down unique companies with high authority that would welcome content from us — and figure out the creative angles that make a fit obvious.

05

Reach Out Like A Human

No templates, ever. Take the time to find the right companies and reach out as a friend. We earn placements by being genuine, not pushy.

06

Spark Article Ideas

Help us find articles, topics, and angles worth writing about. You bring the ideas; our copywriting team turns them into polished content.

WHO YOU ARE

WHO YOU ARE

You don’t need to know SEO or copywriting yet — we’ll train you on all of it. What this role needs is a sharp, organized person with great PC skills who loves new ideas, brainstorming, and building it with me.

Sharp admin & PC skills

You’re fast, organized, and totally at home on a computer. That’s the foundation — we’ll teach you the SEO and copywriting on top of it.

Self-motivated

You take initiative and you’re not afraid to ask questions when you don’t know something. You’ll learn fast because you genuinely want to.

Incredibly collaborative

You love working shoulder-to-shoulder with our copywriting and web design team, and with me, to shape this role together.

Curious about Texas

You actually want to learn the cities, the markets, and the people here — because that curiosity is what makes outreach feel real.

you'll REACH OUT to people LIKE THIS

No templates. We take time to find the right companies and talk to them like friends. Here’s the kind of note you’d send.

Kevin · Purple Cow Brands

Subject: A quick idea for your blog

Hey [Company] — I’m Kevin, and I’ll be honest, I went down a bit of a rabbit hole on your site before writing this. I run a small agency in Dallas called Purple Cow Brands, and what caught my eye was [specific thing on their site] — it’s genuinely the kind of stuff I love reading, not just something I’d write because a client asked.

Here’s the thing: I’m a total dork about web design and copywriting, and I’ve spent 7+ years writing in the construction space (we also work closely with wellness and therapy brands). So when a site lines up this closely with the niches we live in, I’d rather reach out personally than blast 200 generic emails. This one’s actually relevant.

What I’m hoping for is a real partnership — somewhere I can contribute interesting, well-researched articles on a regular basis, occasionally reference the clients we work with, and help you build domain authority in the process. If that sounds like something worth exploring, I’d love to chat about what contributing to your site could look like.

Thanks for your time, friend!

Kevin Gaumitz
Creative OBSESSED Web Designer
Purple Cow Brands

THE LOGISTICS

THE DETAILS

Here’s how the role works day to day.

The Pay

$7–$12 per hour, depending on your experience and the quality of your outreach.

The Hours

About 4 hours a day, 5 days a week — a focused, part-time commitment.

The Schedule

Roughly 8am–noon Central Time (Texas), so we can stay in sync during the day.

Room To Grow

This starts part-time, but for the right person it can grow into a full-time role.

THE FIT

WHO WE’RE LOOKING FOR

We’re not looking for someone to tell us how to do the work — we’re looking for someone excited to work on a team and build alongside us. Bring your knowledge, but know that whatever you’re used to will need to shift.


Here’s the honest truth: we’ll gladly train you on the SEO and the copywriting. What we can’t teach is showing up excited and being sold out for the vision of Purple Cow — that part has to come from you.

Camera-On & Collaborative

We’re a highly collaborative team, so you’ll need to be comfortable showing your face on camera. We want to see you, and you’ll see us. :)

Eager to Learn & Grow

You don’t need SEO experience — just the drive to learn it and ask questions. We’ll train the right person; you bring the curiosity and the excitement.

Reliable Internet

We’re fully virtual, so a decently reliable internet connection is a must. It keeps us connected and the work moving.

Our Culture

You Won’t Be Doing This Alone.

We’re a small, super-creative crew in Dallas that’s genuinely obsessed with web design, building websites, and SEO that actually gets results — we love this stuff. We spend our days together in Sowork, our virtual office, where you can walk up to anyone’s desk and start chatting like you’re in the same room. We believe the best work is built collaboratively, by a collective of people who care.

Obsessed With The Craft

We love web design, building sites, and SEO that gets real results. For us this isn’t just a job — it’s the thing we geek out over every day.

A Virtual Office That Feels Real

We collaborate all day in Sowork. Walk up to someone’s desk, ask a question, or share an idea — it feels just like working in person.

WANT TO HELP US BUILD THIS ROLE?

How to apply

Email me at Kevin@purplecowbrands.com with your resume attached.

Tell me why you’d be a great fit — and please skip the generic stuff.

Share something cool about you. Do you have a degree? Are you obsessed with marketing? Do you geek out over writing articles? Do you just love admin work? I want to know what makes you awesome.

Optional but encouraged: send me a quick Loom video so I can get a feel for your vibe.